Proverbs of the Rain

The rainy season is not yet over and storms are still insight. For those people who hate this season, I understand you. But to be fair to the rain, let us take its positive side and start gaining wisdom from it. An article from Philippine Daily Inquirer entitled “When the Rain Falls” by R. Valencia and S. Bismarck caught my attention about the wisdom behind the rain.

A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when weather is fair, but it takes it away when it rains. – Traditional Proverb

(Be careful of men with vested interest)

A little rain each day will fill the rivers to overflow. - Liberian Proverb

(Small efforts lead to big changes)

It never rains on your neighbors without getting your feet. – Chinese Proverb

(What happens to your neighbours also affects you)

If you’re already wet, you won’t care about the rain. –Romanian Proverb

(We must be consistent and not let criticism destroy us) 

It rained on the mountain top, but it was the valley below that got flooded. – African Proverb

(The actions on the people on top affect those below them)

It’s rain that fills the river, not the dew. – Sri Lankan Proverb

(People who work for everybody’s welfare in mind brings blessings)

A drowning man isn’t troubled by rain. – Iranian Proverb

(Don’t complain about minor issues)

A frog knows about the rain more than the calendar. - Creole Proverb

(Nature has a way of knowing things more than a human)

The heaviest rain falls on the house that leaks the most. –Japanese Proverb

(People who are most troubled by storms are those with no spiritual wisdom)

The plant God favours will grow even without rain. —African proverb

(He who takes shelter in God shall always be blessed favourably.)

Note: This published article does not comprise the exact copy of the source.

Source : Philippine Daily Inquirer, Saturday, August 18,2012, Volume 27, Page G4

The Art Of Epal Politics

Philippine politics is very unique in terms of its complexity and idiocy. One of its roots is epal politics.  “Epal” as defined by  #epalwatch  as slang for “mapapel,” a Filipino term for attention grabbers or people who crave a role (papel) in affairs that are not necessarily theirs to handle or decide. Thanks to Sen. Miriam Santiago for proposing  Anti-Epal bill – “An Act Prohibiting Public Officers from Claiming Credit through Signage Announcing a Public Works Project." This act will prevent shameless government officials in using government funds to campaign and promote themselves through their projects. The defense of this officials is that they are using this to inform their people of their projects. However, having their picture and names boldly on it is a very obvious act of promotion as if its their money and not ours. You don't have to put your whole name and picture for the project that is funded by the people's treasury. I listed some examples of the art of epal politics.

1. The Face Tarp - Tarpaulin containing mostly the face of the politician, the project, and their name. I don't why the tag "and the people of the Philippines" is seldomly included (if included, it is so little that no one will notice). I want to quote a fb comment by Mr. Icko Cayetano regarding this :

"sorry guys pero mapanghugsa talaga ang mga pinoy kaya ipupunto ko ang mga hindi epal dito.
1 - face of politician about 10% of the banner
2 - the face of the politician should be posted as they are the ones presenting the law to the people as public servants because they want people to know who are imposing the law its not about any projects of the government
3 - alam nyo kasi may mga pilosopong pinoy sa kalye na pag nahuli itatanong pa kung sino nagsabing mali eh di ituturo ng nanghuhuli ay yung mukha ng nakalagay sa banner

Kawaway's photo

4 - ang unang masasabi ng makakakitang hindi mapanghusgang pinoy dito ay "UY SI GOB YUNG AH, ANO SABI?"

2. The Infrastracure Project Of - Infrastracture are basic facilities, services, and installations needed for the functioning of a community. But do we need the name or the initials of the politician for it to function well.

Jun Barrientos Magpusao commented on fb regarding the big name of Rep. Magsaysay in a quadrangle :"a fighter because she's on the other side of the fence now. did we hear her fight her madame's many ills in governance while still in power? this picture proves that she's one of the leeches in disguise made "honorable" by her elective position. EPAL rin siya.

Anti-Epal's photo

3. The Vehicular Service by - Government vehicles containing the name of the official and their smiling face. This is a very stategic way of promoting since vehicles are mobile meaning more people will notice it as it goes on the road.
Anti-Epal page commented on the garbage truck with name of Mayor HB on it : "Except for the words QUEZON CITY GARBAGE and his picture, remove everything else. APPROPRIATE!"

 John Eustaquio's photo

4. Politician's Collectible - Memorabilia and little things like cap, umbrella, ballpen, notebook, bags, pamaypay, hankerchief, etc. with their name and signature identification in it. (remember it is still our tax that is use to pay for it)
April Grace Tan-Dy commented a photo of school bags with the name of politician in it : "ok na sana mamigay ng gamit sa mga batang nangangailangan kaso naman...ang mukha nasa bag padin!!!over epal!!"

Hopefully, I'll have my EPAL-hunting this year to have a first hand discovery of how EPAL politicians make their fame through our taxes. To learn about EPAL's, please like Anti-Epal page on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/nomoreepal) to support their campaign in stopping art of EPAL tradition. :)

Clouds

(Created 2-29-12 at Room 111 from Green Apple Notes)

Clouds

This is a term involved in my existense today
A cloud as job that was rejected
A cloud as alesson in my early class
A cloud that wants to explode because of irresponsible team mate
A cloud that is confused whether its feelings is true
A cloud that makes my incomplete life, complete
A cloud is me, a big part of me
Hopefully, you will not see the cloud when it starts to rain

Long Live Pinoy Action Movies

One More Chance. My Amnesia Girl. Praybeyt Bemjamin. You Change My Life. Habang May Buhay. Lahat ito romantic comedies (o romcom na patok na patok sa movie industry ng Pinas. (Note: Para sa mga di familiar, produced ng GMA Films iyong Habang May Buhay. Kaya ito isinama dahil pinagbidahan ito ng favorite crush kong si Kris Bernal. Kung di lang ito tinapatan ng Very Special Love siguro ang laki ng fans club namin ngayon…) Nakakalungkot isipin na halos lahat ng action film na nasa listahan. Sa ating panahon, di lang hayop ang naeextinct pati na rin action movies. Gusto kong e-specify yong mga action movies na walang halong pantasya kundi bakbakan na malulupit na may mga kalibre 45 na baril. Asiong Salonga na remake ng dating superstar kontrabida na si Jorge Estregan. Siya na lang ata ang nagmarkang action film sa ating panahon. Sobrang nakakamiss iyong mga fighting styles ni Da King FPJ, pagiging lider ng sindikato ni Paquito Diaz, ang angas ni Rudy Fernandez bilang pulis at pagiging corrupt ni GMA sa gobyerno. Hindi naman sa mahilig ako sa mga movies na marahas, pero dito kasi naipapakita ang pangingibabaw ng kabutihan sa kasamaan. Bakit ang Amerika, Britanya, Europa at Hapon na gumagawa ng action movies ay maunlad samantalang tayo na puro comedy, romance, horror ang favorite eh puno ng krimen at kahirapan. Hindi ko pinipilit na ibalik ng Pinoy ang hilig nila sa action films kundi mamulat  muli tayo sa isang namamatay na industriya na kailangan makipagsabayan sa pagbabago at kailangan ng suporta galing sa atin. Dahil dito, nainspire ako gumawa ng isang film summary na hinango ko sa film na “The Expandables” na pinagbidahan ng pinakamagiting na Hollywood action stars na pinagsama sa isang pelikula. Pinamagatan ko itong “Ang Bunganga ng Kadiliman”. (Sa mga nacocornihan o napapangitan sa title, no choice kayo kasi ako gumawa) 

Title: Ang Bunganga ng Kadiliman

Cast:
Cesar Montano - Buboy Tabas
Robin Padilla - Boy Liver
Bong Revilla - Kuya Ramon
Jinggoy Estrada - Totoy Choosy
Lito Lapid - Lapid Lo
Ronnie Rickets - Ron Timbog
Jorge Estregan - Asiong Chickboy
Dick Israel - Dick Laki
John Regala - Totoy Gorabell
Joseph Estrada - godfather
Manoy - Mastermind

Location:

(1)   Tondo – iyong tipong sobrang sikip na maraming nagiinuman araw man o gabi. Maganda rin ito dahil pwede maghabulan ang bida at kontrabida sa bubongan at mga eskinita. Tatak na ng action film natin ang habulan sa squatters at mahalaga itong parte.

(2)   Camp Crame – Dahil mga special force ang ating mga bida, napakahalaga na medyo malaki ang hideout ng bida para makapagplano sila ng astig na dating. Kung normal na police station lang kasi sila magkakampo, baka iyong mga naka imbak na palpak na baril na worth billions ay makuha ng mga bida. Ayaw ko rin maingit ang bida sa malapalasyong hideout ng kalaban na katabi ng C5 project na hindi sinasadya ipatayo ni Villar.

(3)   Malapalasyong Condo Unit – Ito naman ang hideout ng kalaban. Kaya ko pinili ito dahil uso, ayon lang.

(4)   C5 Highway- Kailangan natin ng malapad na highway para sa habulan sa daan ng mga bida at kontrabida

(5)   Factory – Pagawaan ng illegal. Ito ang source ng kaguluhan.

Storyline: Ang ating mga bida ang mga special force ng Philippine Army. (Para sa mga clueless tungkol sa Special Force, ito iyong mga tao na dapat tumulong sa hostage taking ng bus sa Luneta dahil sa mas eksperto sila sa paghandle ng hostage taking) Dahil sa laganap na cybersex, drug mules, at pagbebenta ng maduming yema inatasan sila ng godfather (played by Erap) na sugpuin ang mastermind (played by Eddie Garcia) na involve sa malalaking krimen sa Pinas. Maraming maaksyon na eksena na mangyayari (imagination please!) sa paghabol nila dito. Sa huli, makakatakas ang mastermind, pati ang dalawang kontrabida para madugtungan ito ng part 2.

Notes:

(1)   Walang leading lady ang mga bida dahil mauubos ang oras kung isa isa silang may sweet moments at kissing scene. Kung gusto niyo nito, panuorin niyo na lang ang PBB Teens.

(2)   Iniisip ko pa rin kung isasali natin si Praybeyt Benjamin para medyo comedy at pang-box office.

(3)   Hindi natin pwede isali ang mga sikat na artista tulad nila Piolo Pascual, Coco Martin, Derek Ramsay, Jericho Rosales, Diether Ocampo, Rocco Nacino (Ha?) dahil mageexpect ang mga fans na mahilig sa machong katawan na pag binomba sila, lalabas silang nakahubad at puro katawan imbes na aksyon ang panuorin.

(4)   Iniisip kong gawin ang part 2 sa Mindanao para mas malaking armaments ang pwedeng magamit at malay natin pag may nakidnap sa cast eh biglang magboom ang pelikula.

(5)   Halos lahat ng scenes ay magpapakita ng mukha ng kandidato para sa sponsorship. Iyong tipong may t-shirt ng kandidato iyong mga tao, billboard sa highway, at mga pamaypay. Mahalga rin ito para mabilis ang shooting permit at may special treatment tayo sa munisipyo.